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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

foodaddictofficial:

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Let the Sun Shine In

Don’t cover your windows with so many layers of curtains that the sun can’t possibly get in to disturb you. We’ve already established that you have trouble waking up, so why would you want to make it even easier to sleep in?

Unless you’re living in Alaska and the…

amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple